BREAKING: FRACAS ERUPTS AT COSTAIN ROUND-ABOUT

Information reaching us by one of our correspondents states that an unidentified Danfo driver went into confrontation with LASTMA officials. In the process, he hit his chest on his vehicle steering which aggravated the passerby thereby, resulting to the chaos.
The Lastma officials when contacted claimed the driver parked wrongly and was picking up passengers when they confronted him.
As it is, the unidentified Danfo Driver is lying motionless on the hot tarred road while the mug goes on rampage, unleashing terror on the unpopular LASTMA officials.